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29 September 2007
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02:57 <****> Khisanth, It could be very badly named variables. :)
02:58 <****> eval: use strict; use warnings; my $hmm = undef; $hmm =~ /foobar/;
02:58 <****> apeiron: 13249: Use of uninitialized value in pattern match (m//) at (eval 213) line 1. ''
02:58 <****> apeiron: yes, the variables are badly named too
02:59 <****> Shocking.
03:00 <****> don't taser me, dude.
03:01 * Khisanth shoots pravus with a rail gun
03:01 * pravus gibs
03:01 * apeiron redecorates with the aid of a super nailgun.
03:04 * darkblueB|off executes a flawless import
03:04 <****> so, if only Text::CSV_XS understood utf-8, the my faith in perl would be restored
03:04 <****> .. even though this was completely my fault
03:05 <****> Patches are almost certainly welcome.
03:05 <****> oh well, enough of me... try to clean up the sexual language around here, ok?
03:05 <****> GumbyBRAIN, I think darkblueB|off is talking about the way we throw around words like COCKS and DONGS rather liberally. What do you think?
03:05 <****> Oh throw in the way.
03:06 <****> apeiron: that is probably the wrong response
03:07 <****> :(
03:07 <****> I meant the patches statement
03:07 <****> Ah.
03:08 <****> all things considered it probably still is darkblueB's fault for making incorrect assumptions about encodings
03:08 <****> hrm... it appears to be on Text::CSV_XS's TODO list
03:09 <****> then there is always Text::xSV ;)
03:10 <****> i've never seen that one
03:10 <****> GumbyBRAIN: The bomb.
03:10 <****> How large are the evil uk programmer that wins this job. Shopping directory project is the bomb.
03:11 <****> Logical.
03:11 <****> GumbyBRAIN: Tell me more about these evil UK programmers. Do they go around adding the u to words like colour that the Americans forget about?
03:11 <****> Its evil and i like programmers.
03:12 <****> GumbyBRAIN: I like big programs and I cannot lie.
03:12 <****> If you like and to go lie down.
03:13 * CPAN upload: Gungho-0.08007 by DMAKI
03:13 * CPAN upload: CGI-Application-Plugin-DBIProfile-0.03 by UNRTST
03:19 <****> ooh, RT links for modules on s.cpan.org.
03:19 <****> GumbyBRAIN: an evil uk programmer set you up the bomb?
03:19 <****> Then shackle you to the programmer?
03:20 <****> That's a terrible idea!
03:20 <****> GumbyBRAIN: Let us get in the way back machine with apeiron.
03:20 <****> They're both in with a machine.
03:20 <****> What if it's an attractive Russian spy programmer?
03:20 <****> GumbyBRAIN: Did you hear the one about the axis of evil programmers?
03:20 <****> E.g. Get the work of, uh... It's just evil, okay?
03:20 <****> I need a perl program that will print a perl program minus the subs - regex gurus?
03:20 <****> apeiron: then that's a wonderful idea?
03:20 <****> But it's unlikely to be a russian if it's an evil UK programmer now is it?
03:21 <****> True.
03:21 <****> Statistically speaking[1], the programmer is likely to be a large dude named nigel with cheeto fingers and bad teeth.
03:21 <****> [1] my statistics are made up, and based loosely on obscene stereotypes
03:21 <****> hmm I see to remember some soviet agents in Brit Intel but they were not programmers or female or beautiful
03:22 <****> GumbyBRAIN: stereotypophonica is king
03:22 <****> Alonso is king of the late 80s property crash ... Be warned.
03:22 <****> GumbyBRAIN: Where did they touch you? Show me on the doll.
03:22 <****> Unless they going to cut down on you?
03:23 <****> GumbyBRAIN: Can you see the doll?
03:23 <****> GumbyBRAIN: Where is the doll?
03:23 <****> You must wait a minute
03:23 <****> Stop being so impatient.
03:23 * kspath sleeps
03:23 <****> #botpark or so
03:24 <****> apeiron: scared one for you
03:25 <****> Don't let a chaos mathematician into #botpark
03:25 <****> bpalmer: just get the bots talking to each other
03:26 <****> eval: GumbyBRAIN may be rubbish, but it's clever rubbish I tell you.
03:26 <****> Supaplex: ''ERROR: syntax error at (eval 213) line 1, near "I tell"
03:26 <****> eval: 'GumbyBRAIN may be rubbish, but it's clever rubbish I tell you.'
03:26 <****> Supaplex: ''ERROR: 14424: Substitution pattern not terminated at (eval 213) line 1.
03:26 <****> ewps.
03:26 <****> eval: 'GumbyBRAIN may be rubbish, but it is clever rubbish I tell you.'
03:26 <****> Supaplex: GumbyBRAIN may be rubbish, but it is clever rubbish I tell you.
03:27 * Supaplex pokes GumbyBRAIN
03:27 <****> Notevil gumbybrain gumbybrain gumbybrain.
03:27 * pkrumins smokes GumbyBRAIN
03:27 <****> be gumbybrain.
03:27 <****> GumbyBRAIN: notevil gummybrain
03:27 <****> Gummy gummy gummybrain!
03:27 <****> perlbot: be pkrumins
03:27 <****> Hi, can I paste this very long script I downloaded and let you fix it for me plz??
03:27 <****> ;)
03:27 <****> GumbyBRAIN: The similarity is striking!
03:27 <****> What is a "tail" sort of thing is when i noticed the similarity.
03:28 <****> GumbyBRAIN has all the base and no midrange belong to him
03:28 <****> The "all your base.
03:28 * CPAN upload: Goo-Canvas-0.02 by YEWENBIN
03:29 <****> GumbyBRAIN: boo
03:29 <****> perlbot: ghost
03:29 <****> Eval die "boo\n.
03:29 <****> perlbot: gh0st
03:29 <****> hehehe
03:29 <****> hmm
03:29 <****> perlbot: Who is jagerman
03:29 <****> I already have an entry for Who
03:29 <****> perlbot: jagerman
03:29 <****> An 11th level, Lawful Evil Pussy
03:30 * kspath falls over
03:30 <****> Lies!
03:30 <****> I've gained a level or two since then.
03:30 <****> jagerman: Changed to Chaotic also
03:30 <****> GumbyBRAIN, eval
03:30 <****> use utf8.
03:31 <****> eval: use utf8
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