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31 October 2007
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02:16 <****> sets try to 0 right before that
02:16 <****> and then goes
02:16 <****>= 2;
02:16 <****> but in a bare block, is that ever going to happen?
02:17 <****> initself: there's a redo;
02:17 <****> I see. Just seems like a weird thing to do.
02:17 <****> oh well
02:17 <****>= 2) {
02:17 <****> experience or lack there of
02:17 <****> mauke: right, why not just do that!?
02:17 <****> because he's weird
02:17 <****> maybe he just didn't feel like it
02:18 <****> and doesn't even use strict or warnings
02:18 <****> he's too busy 'Mastering Perl'.
02:18 <****> I have to leave my cube because they're going to spray the building against roaches...
02:18 <****> ... who are you abusing now? *scrollback*
02:19 <****> Aha, a paste.
02:20 <****> I am retardely and unwarrantedly abusing brian d. foy against my better judgement.
02:20 <****> whilst learning how to error check in my code.
02:20 <****> i am anti-error-checking.
02:20 <****> Amusing.
02:20 <****> $x == 3 or die "brian d. foy licks his mom's army boots"
02:20 <****> But I need to learn that that attitude will only cause me to eventually lose a job.
02:21 <****> ah
02:21 <****> Jobs are overrated anyway.
02:21 <****> here, have an amusing perl.beginners paste: http://phated.com:6669/2
02:21 <****> dwu broken link?
02:22 <****> How so?
02:22 <****> "WFM" is about all I can give you.
02:23 <****> What is "SAS" (all I can think of is Serial Attached SCSI, but that doesn't fit well in that context)
02:23 <****> I don't even know.
02:23 <****> I was more admiring the complete irrelevance of the answer, nevermind SAS :)
02:24 <****> initself, Broken user.
02:24 <****> dwu: i click, no work.
02:24 <****> initself: Works for at least two others I know.
02:24 <****> Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at phated.com:6669.
02:24 <****> http://phated.com:6669/2
02:24 <****> Firefucking sucks, well, fucking sucks.
02:24 <****> You're wank, because it -works for them-.
02:24 <****> initself: click again
02:24 <****> sorry, Firefuckingsucks
02:24 <****> I HATE ALL OF YOU.
02:24 <****> apeiron, jagerman, anno- <3 :)
02:24 <****> initself, We hate you more.
02:25 <****> jagerman: iirc, SAS is some sort of statistical tool
02:25 <****> I WANT TO READ AMUSING PASTES AND POST THEM TO REDDIT.
02:25 <****> dwu: I don't think I understand the initial question
02:26 <****> autobytel bastards blocking that port sons of bitch eat shit.
02:26 <****> jagerman: kaushal is known not-clueful, and I've seen him ask questions in #perl and on perl-beginners almost simultaneously :)
02:26 <****> jagerman: The reply is as amusing, though.
02:26 <****> im gonna read it using lynx.
02:26 <****> initself: Ha. We hate -you- ;)
02:26 <****> And what is a "fat comma" operator?
02:27 <****>
02:27 <****> i thought ';' was the fat comma
02:27 <****> hahah, i see it now.
02:27 <****> uhm, no.
02:27 <****> jagerman: The fat comma is correct, but... "how do I use whitespace" and then code with newlines... *giggle*
02:27 <****> perlbot, utf8 ff0c
02:27 <****> , U+FF0C "FULLWIDTH COMMA", category: "Halfwidth and Fullwidth Forms", utf8 bytes: EF BC 8C
02:27 <****> dwu, Either way, this PhD needs to learn from another PhD about how to code. :)
02:28 <****> apeiron: Or about how to read questions and answer them relevantly? Or is that a skill given up as soon as you've got the MSc?
02:28 <****> dwu, Nah, there're some practical PhDs out there.. they just don't label themselves that way often. :)
02:28 <****> dwu: is that amusing because of his syntax?
02:28 <****> dwu: or the last comma confusion?
02:29 <****> Somni: you were right, after trying to find a way to do line reading in perl I just implemented it using my own buffer and it works perfectly, thank you
02:29 <****> initself: It's amusing because of the commas, and the fact that I can almost bet kaushal will come back with "I still do not understand what is meant by whitespace".
02:29 <****> apeiron: Heh.
02:30 <****> dwu: my name is not initself anymore. I am SAS_macro_calls
02:30 <****> SAS_macro_calls: Fuck off, /nick :P
02:30 <****> What does sillent mean?
02:30 * SAS_macro_calls hurts dwu badly with a fish.
02:30 <****> perlbot, utf8 1361
02:30 <****> ? U+1361 "ETHIOPIC WORDSPACE", category: "Ethiopic", utf8 bytes: E1 8D A1
02:30 <****> A wordspace?
02:31 <****> a cyberspace!
02:32 <****> initself: You know I like pain *purr* ;)
02:32 <****> hey
02:32 <****> ... speaking of...
02:32 <****> *giggle*
02:32 * initself fucks unixslut up the wazoo.
02:32 <****> *heh*
02:33 <****> mauke always has the most intriguing quit messages.
02:35 <****> apeiron: If you collect 'em all, they spell out his plan for the apocalypse.
02:35 <****> No bus in the year of hideakus?
02:35 <****> That doesn't sound too apocalyptic to me.
02:35 <****> hideakus has no google entry.
02:36 <****> bus error of apocalyptic size
02:36 <****> apeiron: You need to collect MOAR.
02:36 <****> Could be a transliteration of a non-Roman word.
02:36 <****> how would you error check this?
02:36 <****>new("< $ps_file");
02:36 <****> dunno
02:37 <****> open my $fh, '<', $ps_file or die "problem opening $ps_file: $!";
02:37 <****> apeiron: that's not using IO::File.
02:37 <****> initself, Very astute.
02:37 <****> You know me.
02:37 <****> Yes, "no modules, can't, work policy."
02:37 <****> apeiron: o.O
02:37 <****> Therefore, I'm giving you a pallatable solution.
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